The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned
“I can haz bottlez, mommee?”
“What, sweetie?”
“I can haz bottlez?”
“Who taught you to say that?”
“Kitteh!”
“Dammit… Oscar, I told you not to teach the baby any of your stupid cat talk!”, mother yelled as the baby toddled off, attracted by some other bauble on the floor.
The cat slunk away, giggling to himself, thinking “I haz wordz now. You no more put kitteh in bukkit! Kitteh put you in bukkit!”
The humans never knew what hit them. Their children all learned to speak horrible pidgin…
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